AKUFFO-ADDO IS AN AKYEM DWARF, DO YOU OVERSTAND?

OFFICE OF THE ODIKRO
a companion of the black star!

AKUFFO-ADDO IS AN AKYEM DWARF, DO YOU OVERSTAND?

Hello Mary,

I have been instructed by the Odikro to extend to you his fraternal greetings!

I have also been instructed to convey to you that you clearly have no idea what you are talking about! I shall make this very short.

You are right about one thing: there are famous Akyems in history who were known to be tall. I am not saying all Akyems are short. In fact, I have nothing against Akyems per se.

Kwame Okoampa boasts of being named after a tall Akyem man who was even called Akyem "Tenteng" (i.e. "tall"). My calling him an Akyem dwarf has everything to do with this toothless bulldog than with Akyems! In fact, I would have called him a Ga dwarf, if he were a Ga, or an Ewe dwarf, if he were an Ewe, or a Fanti dwarf, if he were a Fanti, or an Nzema dwarf, if he were an Nzema, or a Dagati dwarf, if he were a Dagati! Do you overstant what I am saying?

Akufo-Addo is a very short man. In fact some dwarfs are known to be taller than him! He is also an Akyem man. In fact, as we see from his own pronouncements, he sees himself as an Akan individual first and foremost, even before his own membership of the NPP. He sees himself as an Akyem man before he sees himself as a Ghanaian! And yet he does not want to be the President of the Akyems and leave us in peace, he wants to be the President of all Ghanaians! This is completely amazing!

How can an Akyem dwarf like that pull this off? He cannot even be the President of Akyems, because heis far too short and he likes "Yore ke gari too much!"

Do you overstand?


Thank you very much for your reading the stuff and for informing yourself. And please, do not forget that the human mind is like a parachute, it functions better when it is open.

Take good care of yourself and enjoy your life!

I avail myself of this opportunity, to extend to you, on behalf of the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II, the assurances of our highest consideration.

Forward Ever! Backwards Never!!!

Sincerely,

Pur'gu Saarpe!
Secretary to the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II,

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