Feature Article of Saturday, 7 May 2011
Columnist: Bokor, Michael J. K.
Why we must not neglect the Rawlingses
Comment: AN EXTRAORDINARILY BRILLIANT ARTICLE! !
Author:
Office Of Nana Akyea Mensah, The OdikDate:
2011-05-06 18:11:58Comment to:
Why we must not neglect the RawlingsesOFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
Dear Dr. Michael J.K. Bokor,
I have been instructed by the Odikro to give you his revolutionary greetings! Nana also wishes to express his complete satisfaction and wanton pleasure upon reading your very pertinent article about the political landscape in Ghana today.
"A very excellent article! Rawlings and his wife need to be talked to! It is so annoying to see a coward like Rawlings throwing his weight about!" Said Nana.
"I once met one of the soldiers who freed him from the Guard Room during the June 4th coup." Nana Odikro recalled, "His name was 'Bezenkyi' - the spelling must be wrong. He said it to me without spelling it. He had just been released from prison when I met him. He had been jailed and tortured by the man he had risked his life to free!"
"He told me his name is Hauza for "Black blood". Bezenkyi told me when they went to liberate Rawlings from prison, he did not know they were there to free him. He thought they were soldiers coming to take him for a firing squad! Rawlings would not let go of his hands from the prison bars!"
Nana continued, "'I want to see my mother before I die!' Rawlings screamed at the top of his voice and almost put everyone involved in the plot to free him in danger!"
I was getting very interested in Nana's story so I asked him, "So what happened?"
"They had to pry his hands by force and beat him up to shut up before all of them got killed!" Nana replied, "The funniest part of this story is that as he was refusing to leave the Guard Room and clutching to the metal bar, wanting to see his mother before he died, he was so visibly scared that "he piss for trouser", as Bezenkyi would put it. He wanted to say that Rawlings was so much overcome with fear that he pissed in his trousers!"
Nana Odikro concluded by saying, "This time around, if he continues to play the fool, we should make him shit in his pants!"
Enough is enough! And you have the fullest support of the Championatta Palace!
I avail myself of this opportunity, to extend to you, on behalf of the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II, the assurances of our highest consideration.
Forward Ever! Backwards Never!!!
Sincerely,
Pur'gu Saarpe!
Secretary to the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II,
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