From: THE OFFICE OF THE ODIKRO.
a companion of the black star,
To: Jato Julor (J.J.) Rawlings,
Date: 2010-10-25 06:04:30
Subject: INVESTIGATION INTO YOUR MENTAL CONDITION:
I have been instructed by the Odikro to extend to you his fraternal greetings!
Your comments shall be forwarded to the Odikro for his amusement, later on in the day, and we shall promptly apprise you of what his majesty makes of your infantile and incoherent twaddle.
If we got you right, you agree with us that Mr. Kwesi Pratt, Jnr., is being wrongfully accused after being rightly identified as the most formidable obstacle on the way of the strong man of the ruling NDC government to unseat the President and make way for his wife as the next President of the Republic of Ghana! Yet you will gladly have us believe that this man is insignificant!
Since we both agree that these very powerful rogues would not be so focused on Kwesi, were he to be such an insignificant nonentity that your highly unguarded and irresponsible statements seem to imply, we have no choice but to examine your brains! No one kicks a dead dog, and the watch dog that worries the top dog to such an extent the it begins to exhibit such signs of sleepless nights, deserve a special medal of honour. Kwesi Pratt, Jnr., has once more been honoured as the watch dog of Ghana, by the adversaries of our peace of mind and collective prosperity!
Whilst we salute Kwesi for this singular honour Jerry Rawlings and his wife Konadu have bestowed upon him today by such disgraceful and extremely embarrassing lies that do very little to their own image as murderers, we are mindful of comments coming from nincompoops like you, and seek to understand what is wrong with you. We have therefore been compelled to widen our scope to get at the roots of your strange behaviour. In the absence of your ability to make any sense, and in order to find out if you have any mental problems, and to be sure of whom we are dealing with, you are hereby ordered to surrender all your medical records, particularly all those that may throw some light on your mental condition. This exercise is for your own good.
YOU ARE HEREBY REQUESTED TO OFFER MAXIMUM COMPLIANCE AS WE CAN DO VERY LITTLE FOR YOU WITHOUT YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS VERY IMPORTANT EXERCISE!
I avail myself of this opportunity, to extend to you, on behalf of the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II, the assurances of our highest consideration.
Secretary to the Odikro, Nana Akyea Mensah II,
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